Tall & Skinny

Tall: see, I love you sooooo much that I'd kiss your bearded sandwich
Tall: If that’s not love, I don’t know what is
Skinny: it's not a beard! It’s a mustache
Skinny: big diff
Skinny: I hate beards
Tall: so if I grow one, you're going to hate me?
Skinny: no... I'll just hate the beard
Skinny: and shave it off for you
Tall: I’ll get your mustache then
Skinny: don't you dare
Tall: double dare
Skinny: triple fudge sundae
Tall: pickle you kamquat!!!
Skinny: doo doo head cootie queen!
Tall: who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker!!!
Skinny: Stinky McStinkface!
Tall: what the french toast!?!
Skinny: KEN LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tall: ROFFFLLL!!!!
Tall: alright, you won this round
Skinny: YES! *pumps fist*
Tall: FTW!!!!!