Birthdays

Gaahh, blogging has become a chore - and one that I'm too lazy to perform. But I MUST! I've missed many events since the last time I've been here. I MUST record down all those memories. But I guess I'll just start with the more recent (since reminiscing is a wee bit hard for me). BIRTHDAYS! Don’t you just hate it when literally everyone's birthday is clumped together in a month? Darn you friends! Why must you be born on the more popular months! I'm happy to be an outcast and saw the light of day on one of those uncool months. REBELLION!! So let’s start with dearest Stephee's Birthday. I regret not doing something worthwhile for her. I just got her a cake and spent the night hanging around. 8[ Roxy's Birthday was the day after - she got drunk. Said it was painful and that I shouldn't try it when it comes my turn. Lol. Alberto's Birthday was fun. We had this whole plan to cake him - only it was an epic failure as Steph bought a frozen pie and slammed it into his face; was funny though. Soon after was Tiff's, and yet again I didn't do anything special for her either. I should have at least given her a card. I'm such a bad person! Someone run me over! ---- Neilson's birthday was fun as well. We 'kidnapped' him and brought him to his surprise party, there was cake and caking, loud music, talking, chinese food, giant clown piñata, and just good times. I don't really want to go into details - I'm just that lazy. I need a ghostwriter. 8D

How many 'collegers' does it take to open a jar? Five Apparently.

The love.

Fattening.

His new girlfriend.

An invasion @ Heiman's

Glomp.